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ibecky



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:22 pm    Post subject: My Resolution Reply with quote

I'm sitting here an thinking of what a good new years resolution would be. I know, I'm running behind with it already being afternoon on the 1st. A resolution by definition is "To mend ways". I suppose they mean the bad ways, eh? A "New Years" resolution is a promise to yourself to mend these bad ways as the starting of a new year with a clean slate. So I suppose since it is technically past the deadline of midnight I have to choose a resolution that is something I haven't done since the ball dropped last night. Well first off I can't say I will quit smoking, Can't say I will quit drinking, can't say I'll never spark up. I can't vow to stop eating fast food, I can't vow to stop swearing, I can't say I'll stop teasing people, nor can I vow that I'll never get so **** up that I pass out cold in someone else's bed. I can't vow to stop having impure thoughts. I can't say I'll cut back on the caffeine drinks and pills. I can't vow to stop slacking on taking my meds. I can't say that I won't sleep past eleven in the morning. I can't vow to end my addiction to posting personal ad's. I can't vow that I will stop making smart ass comments to random people. I can't say I'll stop being overly confident in the fact that I'm pretty **** sexy. I can't say I'll refrain from laughing at the littlest things that other people don't find very funny. There seems to be a lot of unsavory things I have done in the past fourteen hours so this "Resolution" I need to come up with best be good. My mind isn't working at full strength yet today but I think I got two things I can vow I will try my best to stop doing or cut back on in 2007. First is to stop watching Maury and Montel, because for some reason no matter what the show is about I always end up in a mood to start crying and second I guess I can stop having sex. Neither should be too hard to stick to, eh? I'll let you know... Okay gotta go for now Montel is coming on.........
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: MONTEL & MAURY Reply with quote

YOU SAY YOUR PRETTY **** SEXY? BUT YOU WATCH MONTEL & MAURY?
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