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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:55 am Post subject: WHO'S YOUR DADDY!
The Miracle Birth OR Who's your daddy!
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too
long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know
what to do. About nine months later, just about
the time she is going to give birth, a local priest
goes into the hospital for a severe prostate gland
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what
we'll do! After I've operated on the priest, I'll give
the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.
So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates
on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says,
"Father, you're not going to believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a
miracle! Here's your new baby boy."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that
he must tell his son the truth.
One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have
something to tell you. ....I'm not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my
father? Then who IS my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop
is your father."
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