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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 11:43 pm Post subject: Bird Flu
Theres a lion, an elephant and a chicken, they have a contest on who is the hardest, the lion goes first and roars, he then says my roar can be heard all over the jungle, its the elephants turn and he says his size makes him hard, then its the chickens turn and he says all i have to do is sneeze, and i make people scare to death all over the world.
OK you got me on that one, very nice. Occasionally I participate in a private "joke-off" that is a Survivor-style contest where a bunch of people tell jokes then each gets voted off one at a time. I'll probably use this one some time there.
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