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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: Lotto Joke
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the
top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
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